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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2015.01.18 00:32:27 -
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Wow guy .... just ... wow. 
I'm ******* choking up over here. 
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
15932
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Posted - 2015.01.18 01:20:05 -
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Oh gosh .. oh wow! I just dunno what to say .. 
Might need some help carrying all these pretty flowers people are givin' me.
Just WOW. 
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
15943
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Posted - 2015.01.18 01:41:16 -
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Badel Jramodarr wrote:I like BananaShe gives as good as she gets. She hasn't gotten anything yet but she will. What?....Candi, if you're reading this, I didn't know you did modeling!(with other ladies, no less.) Ohhhhh my gooooodness .... 
Mister B ... I dunno whether I should be blushing right now, crying or doing pelvic-floor exercises.
That's the sweetest thing. Thanks Mister B <3
I've never modelled, but I don't mind getting down to business when I gotta. Anything The Boss tells me to do I will always do my very best to make her proud.
Solecist Project wrote:BANANA NA BANANA NA
HE E EYY
YOUU ROOCK! :D Ohhhhh wow!! Stop, make it stop!!
You all are so ... so ******* nice to me ....      
YOU rock MS Sol, like totally!
Awwww, like actually really?? 
That's so darn sweet Mr Scip. And those pics ...they make me feel like I'm home again.
Excuse me everyone, I gotta lay down, I'm feeling faint. 
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
15995
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Posted - 2015.01.18 08:45:16 -
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*Notices Amber*
I'm still overwhelmed by the reaction here. So many wonderful people in EVE. GÖÑ
Xercodo wrote:She may be single, but I'm scared I'll break her, or slip on her.... It took almost a dozen Germans to break me last time, Mr Xerc.
Dragged my frozen body through the streets of Atlas like I was some kind of effigy.
You won't need to worry about slippin', sir. Only The Boss gets to walk all over me.
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16031
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Posted - 2015.01.18 10:57:51 -
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Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote: *Banana fists*
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16102
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Posted - 2015.01.19 03:44:33 -
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Sorry for the delay everyone, I'm having more than a little trouble processing this tsunami of love and goodwill.
Goggles are all fogged up, so please bear with me.  
You guys n' gals are amazing. Salt of New Eden. Blessed be all of you in the Eye of Bob.
Ragnar Severasse wrote:She's alright. I still have to arrange a duel with her before I can praise her. It has to be in T3s too.
Kata Okaseki wrote:Don't feed the Banana. Funny, I know some folks who look a lil like you n' they keep telling me I need to eat more.
selket Shihari wrote:i accidentally the whole banana...what do? Reach into the velvet basket and grab another one!
You'd almost think they grew on trees!
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16159
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Posted - 2015.01.19 10:47:03 -
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Miko Jin wrote:I have never seen such a sycophantic thread!
I suppose multiple alts talking to themselves for their own gratification is normal for this thread.
INB4L Lets hope it is locked soon.
I agree! 
Down with this kind of thing!
Nice to meet you, thank you for stopping by to show some Banana Love/Rage.
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16173
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Posted - 2015.01.19 11:15:16 -
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Here comes those happy tears again. GÖÑ
You're all so beautiful in your own ways and each deserve a thread like this only bigger and less yellow.
Yeah, that's right Dani. Had a cruisey day today, it's not always a life in 5th gear for The Banana, and we like it that way.
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16190
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Posted - 2015.01.19 11:43:25 -
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Amber Patoria wrote: I know she's totally out of the league of a C2 wormholer like me, but a girl's allowed to dream, right?
Loveliest Miss Amber of Horizon.
The Banana is out of nobody's league and has time, and heart for everyone.
Sadly though The Banana isn't really into other chicks in that way. But yes, you can always dream.
Yours, The Banana
Solecist Project wrote:To be quite ******* honest ... ... you all are gorgeous!
So beautifull! Dearest Solecist Project of Hypnoboobs Prime.
Speak for yourself and take a look in the mirror. GÖÑ
Yours, The Banana
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16202
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Posted - 2015.01.19 12:00:46 -
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Solecist Project wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:Dearest Solecist Project of Hypnoboobs Prime.
Speak for yourself and take a look in the mirror. GÖÑ
Yours, The Banana That's the most insulting sounding compliment I ever heard.... ... thanks? :/ It's 100% compliment as it should be.
Dunno why you'd think anything else. *hands you her goggles, a coffee and huggle*
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16500
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Posted - 2015.01.20 21:06:53 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:I thought The Banana is just a Legend Yessir I am just A Legend.
I'm hoping to level up soon though.
Brujo Loco wrote:Am I a bit alienated for thinking this was an actual Banana appreciation thread? as in the delicious fruit and people tolling the virtues of it and its delicious flavor?  I so much wanted for it to be a real Banana/Guineo/Cambur appreciation thread I could jump in without the hassles of opening a new thread oh well. Much Love to Op and person referred to in Post cheers! o7 Hi Mr Loco!
Wow, thanks for stopping by and showing some fruity love. 
Feel it returned a thousand times, sir. The little beats of my Intaki heart as I read your post, each was for you.
You like Bananas too? You know, I think the sentiment The Boss was trying to convey here was that this thread, just like The Banana and just like all of EVE can be whatever you want it to be. Whatever you're willing to make it.
Have a lovely day!
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16500
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Posted - 2015.01.20 21:09:22 -
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The Banana always answers The Call.
Hengle Teron wrote:The rumor has it that she actually tastes like a real banana It's just my shower gel. 
Though I do consume many Bananas, and diet often plays a significant role in how an individual tastes. This Banana, however, has never been eaten. Though I have been peeled and .... stuff.
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16505
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Posted - 2015.01.20 22:04:12 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:So it's all just baseless rumors ? For me to confidently confirm or deny said rumors sir I'll need moar info on their source.
Hengle Teron wrote:wait. there's a level above Legend ?  Yessir, many levels.
Next level is demi-god, for which I'm told I need to kill more caps.
I've informed Foedus and am awaiting his ping once caps are tackled.
Mizhir wrote:When did this become more beautiful than this? Real bananas have curves! Dearest Miz of the isle of Fiji,
The Banana is many things, it's a diverse and rapidly expanding role that's not cut out for just anyone. But one thing The Banana does not claim to be is The Sexy. I leave that to The Boss.
Having said that, however, I would like to draw attention to my height which stands at 5'4" along with my weight of 55 metric kilograms. Combined with my sporty frame (I do all the heavy lifting) I'm confident I have curves enough to at least satisfy those for whom my body is important.
Yours with adoration, The Banana
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
16522
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Posted - 2015.01.20 22:52:21 -
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Badel Jramodarr wrote:(<-- if you get that reference we could be great friends ) I thought we already were .................. 
*wipes a little yellow tear*
Regardless, The Banana loves The Mr B.
=ƒÉÆ I am a banana.
Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
17591
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Posted - 2015.01.27 05:54:18 -
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Woah ....... 
Uhhhh, Mr B? Please let me know if you n' The Boss ever tie the knot someday 'cause then you'll be freed up n' I can be your gurlfriend. 
*calls dibs*
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
17601
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Posted - 2015.01.27 08:45:01 -
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Omg GÖÑ That-made-my-day. 
I'm a confident, outrageous Banana that don't need no padding in my peel!
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Dusette SquadGäó endorses Corbexx for CSM X !
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
17966
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Posted - 2015.01.29 10:37:00 -
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ISD Cyberdyne wrote:So we have an appreciation thread for the banana... ...and she's single... seems unlikely.
Now... are all the Dusettes' single? Just when I thought it was safe to put my little yellow box of tissues away .... Suddenly ISD.
Happy tears again. 
Thank you for stopping by, you honor me and Bananas everywhere.
Yessir, it's true I'm single. Although my selfless nature and love of servitude means much of what I do is dedicated to The Boss and her needs, so I have somewhat of a soft spot for her special someone. I'll let you connect the little dots there, sir. Which I guess also answers the question about Erica, she's not single and is very happily, deeply, and scarily in love right now.
Everyone else inthe extended-family is very much single, for better or worse, by choice or by circumstance.
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Dusette SquadGäó endorses Corbexx for CSM X !
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
17970
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Posted - 2015.01.29 10:50:40 -
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ISD Cyberdyne wrote:Well, fair enough.
Guess that leaves...
You, Shelby, and Dani.
Guess I'm a sucker for the name Shelby, so... Don't forget Miss Kellie, sir. If you ask me she's the most lovely.
Other than The Boss, 'cause I have to say that or I'll get yelled at.
You have lovely taste though, sir.
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Dusette SquadGäó endorses Corbexx for CSM X !
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
17987
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Posted - 2015.01.29 11:22:34 -
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Don't worry about that, sir.
The Banana speaks the language of Love.
Here such typos are nearly a flutter in the subtle rhythm that is the beating of my little heart.
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Dusette SquadGäó endorses Corbexx for CSM X !
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
18014
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Posted - 2015.01.29 12:05:55 -
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Aladar Dangerface wrote:Im supposed to be doing important sciencey work right now, you lot are such a distraction  Relax, sir and let our specialist team of specialists assist with your important research.
I'm not real smart and stuff about science. But nature has it's own way or working things out. I look up to people who understand how all these things work. Like my Boss, she's really smart and stuff about biology.
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Dusette SquadGäó endorses Corbexx for CSM X !
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
18769
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Posted - 2015.01.31 22:57:22 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:you ate the banana ?  It's his prerogative.
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Dusette SquadGäó endorses Corbexx for CSM X !
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
18893
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Posted - 2015.02.01 22:40:56 -
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Tiffany 'Tiffs' Succeed wrote:http://imgur.com/gallery/SWtxdiv
Banana watching ****. I wish I had triple-monitors like That Banana.
I only have two. 
=ƒÉÆ Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Dusette SquadGäó endorses Corbexx for CSM X !
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